You know you're in Italy when....

You know you're in Italy when you watch your feet all the time when you're walking in the ciy, not because you're insecure or shy, but because you're looking out for dog poo.

You know you're in Italy when your birthday is actually your board-day.

You know you're in Italy when there is a bathroom bouncer stationed in every McDonald's.

You know you're in Italy when you still hear Celine Dion on the radio. 

You know you're in Italy when you almost get hit by a car in the crosswalk, and even though the crossing light was GREEN, it's still YOUR fault.

You know you're in Italy when you can walk faster than the bus system could take you where you need to go.

You know you're in Italy when you inevitably bond with strangers while waiting for the bus because you're all complaining about waiting for the bus.

You know you're in Italy when you can smell fresh food at all hours of the day: fish, bread, pasta, the most wonderful sweets in the world. Italy has the most wonderful smells.

You know you're in Italy when the coffee takes effect in the same amount of time it takes to drink it: 30 seconds or less.

You know you're in Italy when the sight of an alleyway lined with balconies and laundry takes your breath away.

You know you're in Italy when you are begged at every meal to eat more....and then even more after that.

You know you're in Italy when every morning you wake up feels like a dream.

I am in Italy. I know it.